On the passing of Scotty:
Huffington Report Guy.
Tootie Shoots the Duck Straight into Heaven
They Won't Be There For You: "Friends" Cast Succumbs to Injuries Received in Fiery Bus Crash.
Kerri Russell's Throat Slit in Haircut Mishap
George Wendt Greets the Gang with a Hearty "Afternoon, Everybody!" at the Pearly Gates
Judith Light/Joanna Kerns/Valerie Bertinelli Dead From Domestic Abuse Incident on Lifetime Network Set.
"Cut, It, Out!" - Dave Coulier Begs Passerby to Remove Stake from Heart
"Ha, I Kill Me!" - Alf's Last Words Before his Tragic Suicide.
Kids in the Hall Star Dead in Untimely Head Crushing Accident.
And, from MJ via this crazy new computer thing called "electronic mail":
Everybody Loves Raymond...Except the Drunk Driver Who Killed Him
Jennie Garth, Kelly of "90210," Dies of Lethal Combination of Cocaine Overdose, Stabbing, Diet Pills, Shooting, Date Rape, Indecisiveness
Cast of Melrose Place Crushed to Death by Melodrama
Parker Lewis Finally Loses (MJ notes he can’t claim credit for this, as he saw it on a website around the time of "Mansquito," but it still fits.)
More to come, I'm sure.
Unrelated: This? HI-larious.