Thursday, July 21, 2005

Say Goodnight, Gracie

On the passing of Scotty:

Huffington Report Guy.

Other ideas:

Tootie Shoots the Duck Straight into Heaven

They Won't Be There For You: "Friends" Cast Succumbs to Injuries Received in Fiery Bus Crash.

Kerri Russell's Throat Slit in Haircut Mishap

George Wendt Greets the Gang with a Hearty "Afternoon, Everybody!" at the Pearly Gates

Judith Light/Joanna Kerns/Valerie Bertinelli Dead From Domestic Abuse Incident on Lifetime Network Set.

"Cut, It, Out!" - Dave Coulier Begs Passerby to Remove Stake from Heart

"Ha, I Kill Me!" - Alf's Last Words Before his Tragic Suicide.

Kids in the Hall Star Dead in Untimely Head Crushing Accident.

And, from MJ via this crazy new computer thing called "electronic mail":

Everybody Loves Raymond...Except the Drunk Driver Who Killed Him

Jennie Garth, Kelly of "90210," Dies of Lethal Combination of Cocaine Overdose, Stabbing, Diet Pills, Shooting, Date Rape, Indecisiveness

Cast of Melrose Place Crushed to Death by Melodrama

Parker Lewis Finally Loses
(MJ notes he can’t claim credit for this, as he saw it on a website around the time of "Mansquito," but it still fits.)

More to come, I'm sure.

Unrelated: This? HI-larious.


topic15 said...

Tom Wopat, of Dukes of Hazzard fame, dies in freak accident on Space mountain...just as Waylon Jennings predicted "Someday the mountain might get um, but the law never will."

topic15 said...

Hmmm, I think I pulled the trigger too fast.

It would have been even better if it read as "Tom Wopat, of Dukes of Hazzard fame, avoids lawsuit by dying in freak accident on Disney's space mountain, just as Waylon predicted 'Someday the mountain might get um, but the law never will.'"