Monday, May 23, 2005

This Girl, That's Who

In re: to below, guess who just registered


Elvis said...

don't tell me, don't tell me. I know this one. It's on the tip of my tongue. Who is... Faye Dunaway?

Did I get it right? Do I win something?

The Governess said...

my everlasting devotion & confusion for comparing me to Bonnie of 'Bonnie n Clyde.'

Elvis said...

Ballad of the Governess:

You’ve read the Blog of Lady Jane
Of how she lived and cried,
If you’re still in need of something to read
Here’s the story of Governess and Clyde.
Now Governess and Clyde are the Cleveland Park Gang,
I’m sure you all have read
how they read and write and those who squeal
are usually found on sundays in their bed.
Their nature is raw, they hate blogosphere law,
If a CPMC is commented from Dallas
And they have no clue or guide
If they can’t find a fiend, just wipe the slate clean
And hang it on Governess and Clyde.
If they try to act like citizens
And rent a nice flat
About the third night they’re invited to drink
By a martini’s rat-tat-tat.
They know the Socialites always wins
They’ve been drunk before, but they do not ignore
That Grey Goose is the wages of sin.
Some day they’ll go down to Five
And they’ll drink together side by side
To haters it’ll be grief, to the law a relief
But it’s justice for Governess and Clyde.