Monday, May 23, 2005

At least they’re returning our registration drachmae

Rejoice! No longer shall houses be divided over weekend soccer matches. The season is canceled and the league disbanded! Warriors now return to their farmsand families. The cleats shall be hammered into plows and pruning knives. Rejoice! Rejoice!

But one must ponder, how long will the peace stand before the emperor once again calls forth his army of the pure and shin-guarded?

Also, does anyone know where one may obtain a wooden club with a diameter smaller than 2 and five-eighth inches, as per new league regulation?

2 comments:

The Governess said...

I let loose piles of hate on sporting merchandisers in yr honor.

Modell's, BEWARE.

Lady Jane Grey said...

Someone kill the fattened veggie-burger: the Prodigal Son has returned.