Monday, May 16, 2005

dear everyone i know:

1. why i quit my last job, more eloquently written, by someone who doesn't know me.

2. I regularly use the Splenda in the kitchen, and never "contribute accordingly" to the yarn-covered tin can whose sign reads COFFEE FUND. I am unapologetic.


nm said...

i never understood companies that make employees pay for the coffee. they want you to stay awake and yet they can't spend the money on the caffeine? please.

The Governess said...

there's also a big sign that reads "PLEASE CONTRIBUTE EVEN IF YOU USE CREAMER OR SUGAR ONLY THANKS" (note lack of punctuation.)

i guess this way they can hit up the hippie tea drinkers as well.