If I wasn't already happily happily happily married, and if the surprise hadn't already been spoiled by that college drafting class (hint on said surprise: Surprise! interior design department filled chock full o' gay men), I'm sure I'd probably be all "Hey. So Mark Bennett. How YOU doin?"
Scroll through, they're pretty neat.
EDIT: My birthday is in 221 days, 8 hours, 31 minutes, 17 seconds. Just a note.