Thursday, May 19, 2005

Sheer Brazilian jujitsu!!!!!

Has anyone seen this yet? I stumbled upon a commercial for it the other night, and a guy named Brian had mentioned it on his website. I'm either appalled or intrigued, but rest assured I'm something.

I know I went slumming for those few years, the Duchess and I roommatin’ sans cable (not to mention the house was technically condemned) but man – I was completely unprepared.

Sheer Dallas

My favorite is the character labeled STRAIGHT GUY:

A Brazilian jujitsu champion who works at the salon, Billy is known for his good looks and straightforward approach.

I have some Discovery connections. You know who you are. You are reading this. Can you please kidnap the production team of this monstrosity, and bring them over to my house? I have some ideas to pitch that would BLOW THEIR MINDS.


The Duchess said...

Ahhh! I can’t believe we’ve never talked about this. I actually stayed home one Friday night and watched it. For serious, I did.

Anonymous said...

Have you seen any of the ads? Who ever said Discovery doesn't sell sex? There is certainly some new 'branding' going on here. That is one of the roundest male rumps I have ever laid eyes on (aside from the hairdress I once had at Bang Salon). And the female counterpart...been known to stop men in their tracks, legs in lengths that might only be rivaled by a few of the CPJL.

Secretly- my favorite is the Star with his "magic." Gay hairdressers with bad haircuts fascinate me.

a few last things-

Steve Fabulous

panties on goats.

The Governess said...

that's it, i'm legally chaging my last name to "fabulous."

Or, "Superstar"