Wednesday, May 18, 2005

An Aging, Corrupt Monarchy

Happy 213th birthday to the Duchess!



Even with/despite of your fetching liver spots, rapidly arching hunchback, advanced halitosis, and atrophied leg muscles; you don't look a day over 178.

For all those interested, some members of the League will be partaking of Morroccan food before roaming the streets of DC for virgins to sacrifice. And beer to sacrifice.

It's the only way we can keep our youth.

16 comments:

The Governess said...

sixteen and local, i'll see you there.

The Duchess said...

It's been a while since I've shown my shinning face there. And all of this talk for CPMC and Socialites has gotten me jonesin’ for some roof top drinks.

This birthday girl does like spirts, so feel free to buy me one.

Kriston said...

Whoa, I'm going to Local 16 to represent for my roommate's birthday tonight. If you guys went to Pleaseeasaur on Monday . . . then, well, I guess there are only so many things to do in DC.

The Governess said...

i didn't because I had Nats tix. But I highly encouraged the other two to go.

We should be there late to celebrate the D's birthday. We travel in 3s, keep yer eyes peeled if you so desire, would be lovely to meet you.

Kriston said...

Looked all around for the section of Local 16's upstairs where a Duchess, Governess, and Lady might sit, but didn't find you guys. Maybe next time.

The Governess said...

I think I may have spotted you, but whoa. I assume (frm yr blg) you wear glasses, and the place was packed in be-spectacled dudes.

We were at the bar outside, arm wrestling.

Lady Jane Grey said...

Dude, I totally saw you!

On a sad note, I lost the arm wrestling duel and cried like a girl.

A rematch is scheduled for Saturday.

The Governess said...

lil janie: you also lied about your age last night, and then didn't admit it until about 1:30 am.

i'm still confused as to your reasoning, but it was exceptionally funny.

Kriston said...

Dudes, what's up? I was wearing a pink office-y shirt. You should've stopped by. Catherine (Zunta/DCist) and I were even looking around to see if we saw any table with three girls, but then we got distracted by alcohol.

The Governess said...

Alcohol, sweet, sweet, sweet alcohol. the nectar of life and such.

we were at the bar. i don't do tables. that stinks, I would have liked to have met catherine.

Lady Jane Grey said...

I was the short one with the curly hair who was talking WAY TOO LOUDLY about some unfortunate/esoteric topics including my goal to one day reenact the Simpsons episode where Homer gets fat and works from home in a moo moo. No, really.

catherine said...

i would have liked to meet you all as well! but the alcohol proved too awesome for us to concentrate on finding everybody. hopefully another time. i'm really down with arm wrestling.

The Duchess said...

Sorry we missed ya Catherine. The devil's brew is hard to break away from once you take that first sip. And by "sip" I mean birthday shots and pounding pint after pint of beer and such.

Better luck next time. We will have to have an "arm-wrestling off" Cos I do loooove my "offs"

Kriston said...

I could beat all of you at arm wrestling.

The Duchess said...

Truthfully, I have no doubt you could. The three of us have never been known for our upper body strength.

The Governess said...

A toddler could beat all of us at the same time.

Let it be known I beat LJG last night using my opposite arm, swiveling backwards.

It kind of appeared like we were holding hands after study hall but not really wanting to admit we liked each other.

(Let's have a blogger arm-wrassle off! I have a better chance at that than a dance-off. I now have this most excellent vision of LJG clinging to someone's arm, rabidly biting & clawing at it.)