Monday, June 26, 2006

I can out run/hold my breath for only one, not both

An open letter to those wishing ill-will* on our city:

Most folks are resigned to the idea that there will be a day when your malignancy is unleashed on this Capital City. We would like to submit a formal request asking that you have the decency to do so on a day forecasted with less than .5 an inch of rain. Any more precipitation is clearly unfair.

Kind regards,

The Commuting Public

*foreign/home-grown/Dwight Watson driving his tractor into the shallow pool at Constitution Gardens

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