An open letter to those wishing ill-will* on our city:
Most folks are resigned to the idea that there will be a day when your malignancy is unleashed on this Capital City. We would like to submit a formal request asking that you have the decency to do so on a day forecasted with less than .5 an inch of rain. Any more precipitation is clearly unfair.
The Commuting Public
*foreign/home-grown/Dwight Watson driving his tractor into the shallow pool at Constitution Gardens