Do you ever get bummed when you realize, should things continue as planned, you know exactly what you will be doing on a day three years in the future? Because as a newly-crowned... preschool teacher or something... I'm running a bizarre little contest here at the ol' career ranch- a question emailed out to every single person in the industry asking "WHAT THEY WILL BE DOING ON XXXX DATE." Prizes include a rubber chicken, as well as other magical gifts. And people have answers! Seriously! And none of them are fun, like "having a lesbian relationship in Prague."
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Do you ever get bummed when you realize you are inserting sitcom dialogue into your daily life? And more devastatingly, your blog? SITCOMS, people.