Every single one of our neighbors owns a tiny dog. they are small and are carried a lot. Yesterday, during a spontaneous lunch-bbq-thing outside our back door, 3 of them romped about, oblivious to almost being almost killed in three separate bocce/croquet incidences.
I don't like purse dogs.
Also, I'm crotchety.
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ALSO also we were in a car accident on Sunday, and I'm just now getting over Ebola.