Thursday, June 14, 2007

bad habits

something that needs to cease immediately, for the sake of my own sanity:

idly browsing midwest city craiglist real estate listings.

I might as well be shoving sharpened bamboo under each toenail while listening to scissor sisters. why yes, i would like to buy your lovely brick tudor for 89k. And stay at home at make apple butter or whatever. Where do I sign?

2 comments:

smelly mcsmellsmell said...

which midwest city? or all of them?

dude, columbia is dreamland for cheap housing. 50k to 75k for brick bungalows with huge backyards.

just sayin'.

Anonymous said...

all of them.

i currently live in dc suburbs. you can buy a condo made of pipe cleaners here for a cool 400k, and then promptly kill yrself.

i could sell my townhouse and go buy a billion acre ranch somewhere already and raise bunnies and shit. and never work again except for shoveling bunny poop.