Secret Shame #45,324:
I laugh at CBS programming, specifically, How I Met Your Mother. AND. I watched it instead of the Olympics last night. While eating cheese. And ice cream sandwiches. For dinner. And sacrificing fuzzy ducklings. On my basement altar.
Okay, I didn't really eat ice cream for dinner. I had popsicles instead.
Want to read about better people? At this point, you really should. Go here instead.
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Happy Luv Day. We are celebrating by making dinner at home. Which is v. sweet, and involved the purchase of a $8.00 package of pine nuts last night. The fuck, peeps. I would have gathered my unholy army of squirrels to gather pine nuts if needed. That's it! I'm quitting my job and becoming a pine nut gatherer.
(PS. I wrote this on my Mac! For the first time in over a year, I have a Mac back! By celebrating my return to my roots, I bought a real coffee this morning on the way to work. Damn you, Flavia.)