Thursday, February 16, 2006

A really futile and stupid gesture...

So I may be going away for a while. Too busy to post at day, too tired to post nights. Blog it was good to know you. But before I go, world, I give you this gift. It will no doubt dramatically alter the way people discover this site.

Plus, my computer's busted so this thing needs a place to live.

According to some fancy software I have, it will take almost ten minutes to read this list out loud. Be careful not to leave it up long if you're at work, you don't want anyone questioning your manhood. It's probably NSFW in general. A first for this site.

It's been several years in the making. I didn't ask for them, they just started showing up one day. At first it was easy, just cut and paste. Then the filters started to clamp down and it became harder to decipher the messages. Finally I just gave up. But I've had them ever since. And now, so do you.


Are you ready?

I'm ready.

4 comments:

tom said...

Well, you're going out in style. But here's hoping the sabbatical isn't too too lengthy.

The Deceiver said...

Plus, you got in at least one use of the word "bildungsroman"...so, you've got that going for you, too...

Please don't go away long!

catherine said...

nabob! noooooooooo!

The Governess said...

he's totally bluffing.


besides, he's not leaving forever. i predict a few weeks, max