Friday, September 28, 2007

the only six things i know about the game

THE BASICS OF FOOTBALL
by: the G.


1. Rex Grossman sucks
2. Everyone in this town is still bizonkers for the Redskins even though Daniel Snyder is a total douche.
3. Boise State uses the "statue of liberty" play.
4. Everett is the guy who got hurt really bad
5. Plaxico Burruss has a name that cracks me up every time I hear it, and I once referred to him as "the guy who's name sounds like 'plastic' but with an 'x'."
6. Also, Rex Grossman sucks.

3 comments:

the Nabob said...

This is seriously all she knows.

Armsmasher said...

C'mon. You know that the yellow line means first down.

the g said...

i do now. I also know, as of last night, about "encroachment!"