THE BASICS OF FOOTBALL
by: the G.
1. Rex Grossman sucks
2. Everyone in this town is still bizonkers for the Redskins even though Daniel Snyder is a total douche.
3. Boise State uses the "statue of liberty" play.
4. Everett is the guy who got hurt really bad
5. Plaxico Burruss has a name that cracks me up every time I hear it, and I once referred to him as "the guy who's name sounds like 'plastic' but with an 'x'."
6. Also, Rex Grossman sucks.