me: ... unrelated... did you know that Target is selling adult Hermione Whore costumes? for halloween? ?"
Amanda: hahahaha WHAT?
me: because they are
Amanda: holy shit
me: and they are labeled "Wanda witch." dude. you are fooling no one, Target.
Amanda: hahahahahhahahahha. you must photograph this, and blog about it. thanks.
me: done. i need to go try it on in person, don't i? dammit. OMG ALSO WHORE LIBRARIAN!!!
Amanda: 'member that time we were in prison, and our jump suits had flare pants and a halter top?