total aside

I defend my right to like Glaceau (which I know is pronounced like: "glah-so" [thanks HS french!!!] but which yes, I insist on pronouncing "glack-cow!!!!!!", kind of like, "ker-PLOW!!!!") SmartWater simply because of the packaging; the shape of the skinny bottle fits perfectly in my tiny little Harry Potter hands.


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here ends yr corporate shillin.