and for my next trick, i turn a handkerchief into a dove

so far this morning I've had a lengthy IM conversation about whether Paula Deen's sons might be in the Klan, consolidated all my saved/favorite phone text messages from the past year into a single Word file (hi. i am drunk at bar pilar. ps who is the bad guy from strawberry shortcake???? purple pieman, right?) and drank myself 3 cups of coffee. HAPPY FRIDAY.