I’m sure the Popemobile is some sort of high-performance, bullet-proof, multi-million Pope-dollar machine. But to me it looks like a mid-90s Suziki Sidekick with a Mercedes logo slapped on the grill. Or The Homer.
Also, what’s the deal with his voice? It’s too high pitched for my ecclesiastical tastes. I like my Popes all raspy-voiced like John Paul II or this guy. Trust me, Benedict XIII didn't smoke any filtered cigarettes.
And also, do you think I can get business cards that list my job as “antipope”?
And also also, the best papal-ly word is “schism.” Its fun to say.
I kid now. But you know in a week I’ll be suffering from post-papal depression.