Ha ha ha, just kidding.
Here are the most important things that happened this year:
1. The dog decided to stay. The fish decided to leave. We got another fish.
2. We set some shit on fire. Lots of people got married.
3. I found a photo online of an old college friend wearing a "GHOTI HOOK" teeshirt and I laughed til I 'bout peed my pants.
At least '06 was better than '05, which was just: balls.
Okay, happy New Year.