1,000,000% Guapo

It seems that there are two types of people in my family: People who like the idea of a husband giving his wife a sparkly blue and silver Mexican wrestling mask for Christmas and people who are befuddled/somewhat hostile toward the concept.

The Former:

• School Principal
• Cousin in technology something or other, perhaps modem business

Latter:

• FBI Agent
• Circuit Court Judge
• Real Estate Agent
• Spokesperson
• Most Cousin-Moms

Current:


BLLLLAAAARRRRRRGGG!