Kids, I paid for college by installing air conditioners during the summer. It was hard and honest, good strong American labor. The kind I expect you to do in a few years. One day we got a work order to install a custom Maryland Fear the Turtle outdoor compressor unit for some crazy woman way out in Faraway, Virginia. While I was cutting the copper tubing I looked up and was startled to see cow chewing its cud about 20 feet from us. The beast stared at us for a few minutes before rambling off into the neighbor’s yard. About ten minutes later a 12 year old boy came running by and asked if we had seen a cow. We pointed west and the kid followed chase. I went to tell the crazy woman about the incident but a pretty girl answered the door instead. Various pleasantries were exchanged and ten years later we were married. That pretty girl was your mother.Internets, parts of that story are very much true. Parts are pure fiction. The only part that I can directly prove is that you can buy custom made college themed air conditioners.
And perhaps that my mother-in-law is a little bit crazy.