Here is where you'd find an appropriate blog post: let's play pretend. Let's all pretend I didn't get a ticket this morning, and life isn't one big knock-knock joke.
In related news, remember the Hamscapade thing from a week or so back? This morning, I placed an order for 10 rubber chickens from Archie McPhee. On my work cc. You so sweat my career, holmes.
Also anyways, I'm working on a doozy of a post that will pretty much fry bloggers little insides with it's searing emotional verbage. It's gonna be epic. It's gonna take me months.
Otherwise, in case yr curious, a list of random crap in my browser history:
- "This ABJECT WORLD"
- I had a friend in high school who's TT shirt I coveted with much teen...uh.... covetness. What's been up in the world of TT since '94, I asked myself?
Also, after watching the Early Show this morning, I'm pretty convinced I have an eye fungus.
Also, sometime soon, remind me to tell you about my unhealthy fascination with Easter decorations. Weird, I know. I think it has something to do with bunnies. I really like bunnies.