Sunday, April 23, 2006

stylecraft

the intern working for me while I'm here in LV? Trains BLACK BEARS TO WALK ON LEASHES in his spare time. He's not even a local, they flew him in.

also, i was just at the Stardust, current home of Debbie Reynolds, who I thought had died, but she's still fine, so you can all rest well now.

okay, more later, bye.

3 comments:

the Nabob said...

bears on leashes.

Why must you turn this site into a blog of lies?

Jeff said...

Debbie Reynolds is dead, but that's what's so great about Vegas. They merely created an animatronic representation of her using Carrie Fisher's body mold and a DNA sample from Debbie's heavily banged cervix.

The Governess said...

i do not lie. Also, he teaches them tricks, like "SMILE"


its awesome