a few quick things on my freebie wireless connection:
1. I have been in Las Vegas for less than 48 hours. I have eaten here twice. No, not my choice. Luckily, I have been assigned my very own intern to corrupt. I plan on hazing him mid-day at bars that do not feature Klingons or Ferengi or what the fuck ever. OH, also. My boss has a pic of me in BUS CASJ wear, standing with a Borg. I'm considering posting it and saying it was me at Cobrasnake and seeing if anyone questions the photo origins. My guess: no.
2. I may or may not have overheard the words "staff teambuilding" in the same sentence with "photo op on the Enterprise bridge."
3. I tend to work a LOT in this city. Some day, I'd like to come for fun. And by fun, I mean stripping off my Sensoslacks and wearing a linen kerchief as a dress. WHO'S IN?
4. My coworkers home is mostly automated via the web, like the FUTURE HOUSE that you always dreamed would come to life and kill you. It's 11:30 pm on Saturday night, I'm in Vegas, and for fun, in five minutes, I am going to the appropriate URL to turn on his lawn sprinklers and flash his living room lights a few times. His daughter is having a slumber party or something right now. It is guaranteed to be extremely hilarious and radical.
I miss you DC. LYLAS.