erik per diem

best thing i've seen in days. well, except for that pitcher of bloody marys.

I leave for A LOT OF TIME in Vegas on Friday. So I'll be gone for a little while, but fret ye not, young kiddies. Maybe I can post all my crazy photos from there. And by crazy, I mean photos of myself, mopey and work-hungover, drinking from half-empty plastic cups of watered down margarita mix while slouched over the black jack table at The Western.

Any suggestions on how to avoid offing myself while there? My Vegas tolerance is 42 hours, max.