What he neglects to mention is the genius that awaits a person when you click on "View Enlarged Picture" link on the Tupac Wallbanger page.
Giant Crapping Floating Bumper-Billiards Room Tupac. I need this for my basement. NOW. (GCFBBR Tupac, not the bumper game.) Amanda also suggests making this into a mobile, which is nice of her. Now my next baby shower gift is taken care of. Bonus.