Wednesday, August 22, 2007

And speaking of meatcakes

When the super-volcano under Yellowstone erupts in 10 years and every piece of artwork west of Illinois is destroyed by lava and everything east is blackened by ash, this will be the only record of our civilization to survive. Archeologists will discover this in the pyroclastic flow and conclude that our culture worshiped fire, wolves and comically breasted women. And they’ll be right, more or less.

If I asked you where you thought I saw this tailgate and you guessed America, I’d say you were close, but off by one country. One country too south.

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