hasslin'

like 8 hours in, and an immediate Hasselhoff run-in. he is TALL and wears a lot of makeup. Also, a tuxedo.

I imagine he just wears a tuxedo all the time. You know- work, the gym, eating at McDonalds, whatever. When is tux time for the Hoff? All the time, bitches.

where was I? oh yeah, this town can bite me.