and while i'm at it, i'm not drinking anyone's milkshake either, although i wish i were. i'd kill for a milkshake.

Soooo.... is it too early to already claim i don't care if Barack Obama is my new bicycle? Or that he wants me to scarf a cupcake? Or if really, anyone else is my new bicycle/providing me baked goods? Or folding my laundry? Because no one is folding my laundry, not even me. Trust me.