This is our 1,600 post. Obviously, nothing like your SAT scores.

Ladies, we live in a society and society has rules and if we want to operate in this society we need to follow those rules. That means you can’t wander in off the street, all late in shit, hoping to get cauliflower ear or that staph infection that kills high school kids and not expect to get locked the fuck out.

Have fun at Galaxy Hut, you chugalugs.