Monday, October 08, 2007

Things we no longer support (based on our unwillingness to retrieve the magnets that fall off our cars after we go through the Jiffy Lube car wash.)

Our Troops
Our Canadian Troops
Arlington Soccer
Arlington Little League
St Agnes School
Breast Cancer Research
Virginia Tech
The Nats
The Temple Rodef Shalom
Our local swimming pool
Giant animal footprints or maybe Blackwater USA Security Service*

*If you’ve ever driven to the Outer Banks from any point north then you’ve passed the Blackwater HQ in North Carolina. It’s in Moyock, one of the first towns you hit driving across the border from Virginia. Their main campus building is visible from the road but most folks can’t see it because of the advanced cloaking technology they employ.

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