1. Most of my highly educated friendssociates can barely speak proper english. especially when overzealously playing board games that involve charades.
2. Repetition? funny to.... well, most of us anyway. I always thought i was the master of killing a joke, then digging it up to kill it all over again. Overuse is king. I am honored to be connected with a group of people who have similar tendencies. Mattos and I heartily laughed at a single statement every time it was said aloud. It was said aloud 975 times on Monday alone.
3. When I die, I'm going to Pigman's barbeque to haunt it. And eat.
4. My performance name: Two Cent Jefferson. (DJ Pancake Jones will spin.)
5. My dog is cute, if kind of a jerk.
6. 2 AM bacon? Best
7. Don't forget to use sunblock UP TO AND UNDER the seams of your bathing costume. This will prevent burnt underarms, etc.