courtesy ever-rad JHopper: Wik's list of protologisms.
anatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
anti-bananist: One who is opposed to bananas. Capps and myself.
Deutschbag: A German douchebag
pseudoantiprotologistophilia: baseless opposition to the recreational preference of people who enjoy adding to lists of newly created words
vampireware: a project capable of sucking the lifeblood out of anyone unfortunate enough to be assigned to it which never actually sees the light of day but nonetheless refuses to die