Starring Vicky Vale as Laura Bush

If you hustle up and get to the corner of M and Connecticut you can be in the new Michael Douglas-Kim Bassinger-Mayor Tony Willimas* movie. Or so says the threatening sign...


They need these in Georgetown. Please be aware, that by entering this area, you will be hit on by a thick-necked Sigma Chi...

Play it smooth and you can sit in the chair that has Mike's name drawn on with puffy paint and glitter. I assume by his kids. Or maybe Kiefer Sutherland cuz he's in it too. And if you see Kiefer tell him that he'll never be one-tenth the actor his father is.

Or you can just stand around like this cat...



That's some world-class gawking. You're hired.

* From the AP - The mayor was in front of the Mayflower Hotel on Connecticut Avenue, to film a cameo in the new movie "The Sentinel." Williams -- playing himself -- walks into the hotel and shakes hands with a Secret Service agent played by Michael Douglas. Williams plans to donate his fee to charity.