Monday, February 02, 2009
he was the perfect weapon, until he became the target
me: okay. so you have seen all the Bourne movies, right?
Amanda: of course
me: but i cant tell any of them apart ever really
me: they are all good but all seem the same, so
Amanda: just pre- and post- the lady dying
me: im taking a poll. The N had never noticed this apparently.
there's one way to immediately tell its a Bourne movie without even seeing the characters or anything. do you know what that thing is? say yr flipping through TV channels...
Amanda: well they use that crazy type of photography, and the colors are very distinct
me: I can immediately say: THATS A BOURNE MOVIE...okay, sure that's true. but no
Amanda: although, now being employed in every action movie
Amanda: what is it?
me: miniblinds. or venetian blinds.
there are more window blinds per sq inch
in those movies
than in any other movie
i am currently collecting screenshots to prove this to the N
BLINDS BLINDS BLINDS
people peeking out of them
people peeking into them
people being thrown into them. etc
Amanda: you know... there really are
me: yes whoever directed those movies loves window treatments