me: okay. so you have seen all the Bourne movies, right?
Amanda: of course
me: but i cant tell any of them apart ever really
Amanda: yeah
me: they are all good but all seem the same, so
Amanda: just pre- and post- the lady dying
me: im taking a poll. The N had never noticed this apparently.
there's one way to immediately tell its a Bourne movie without even seeing the characters or anything. do you know what that thing is? say yr flipping through TV channels...
Amanda: well they use that crazy type of photography, and the colors are very distinct
me: I can immediately say: THATS A BOURNE MOVIE...okay, sure that's true. but no
Amanda: although, now being employed in every action movie
me: right
Amanda: what is it?
me: miniblinds. or venetian blinds.
there are more window blinds per sq inch
in those movies
than in any other movie
i am currently collecting screenshots to prove this to the N
BLINDS BLINDS BLINDS
people peeking out of them
people peeking into them
people being thrown into them. etc
Amanda: you know... there really are
wow
me: yes whoever directed those movies loves window treatments
Amanda: haaaahahahhahahahha
2 comments:
Thank you for pointing out the blinds! I identify the different Bourne movies by how nauseous they make me.
For future movies, if you have any information on whom I can contact about putting the darn camera on a tripod and not on shakes-the-clown, I would really appreciate it.
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